| Rating: 3 from 5 (2 votes) |
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16 Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as
a diaphragm.
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| Rating: 3 from 5 (2 votes) |
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17 Your mom's so fat when she took her dress to
the cleaners they told her, "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
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| Rating: 3.67 from 5 (6 votes) |
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18 Your mom's so fat, the back of her neck looks
like a pack of franks.
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| Rating: 3.67 from 5 (3 votes) |
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19 Your mom's so fat, she sat on four quarters
and made a dollar.
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| Rating: 3.8 from 5 (5 votes) |
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20 Your mom's so big, when the family wants to
watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
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