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101 Yo momma's face is so pimply that her tears
need a 4x4 to get down her face.
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| Rating: 2 from 5 (One vote) |
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102 Yo momma's so loose, she jerks herself with
the fat end of a baseball bat.
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| Rating: 5 from 5 (One vote) |
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103 Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she
stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong.
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| Rating: 5 from 5 (One vote) |
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104 Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the
Super Bowl.
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| Rating: 5 from 5 (One vote) |
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105 Yo momma's so poor, she has to hang toilet
paper out to dry.
Yo momma's so poor, when I stepped on a lit match in her house, she
yelled "Who turned off the furnace"!
Yo momma's so poor, she can't get rid of the roaches in her house
'cause they pay half the rent!
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