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96 Your momma's armpits so stink she put on Right
Guard and it went left.
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| Rating: 5 from 5 (3 votes) |
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97 Your momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a
screw.
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| Rating: 3 from 5 (One vote) |
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98 Your momma's house is so small, when you buy a
large pizza you have to go outside and eat it
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| Rating: 4 from 5 (One vote) |
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99 Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in
the Mist in her shower!
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| Rating: 5 from 5 (2 votes) |
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100 Yo momma's got more mileage then a New York
city taxi.
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