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86 Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be
light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.
Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a park car.
Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
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87 Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess
Jeans and the answer popped out.
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88 Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on
the drive way!
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89 Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she
looks at a map she sees people waving.
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90 Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the
ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
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