| Rating: 5 from 5 (One vote) |
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76 Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone
gets a turn!
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| Rating: 5 from 5 (One vote) |
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77 Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns
50 rubbers a day.
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| Rating: 5 from 5 (One vote) |
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78 Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she
sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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| Rating: 1 from 5 (One vote) |
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79 Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around
her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean
it.
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| Rating: 2 from 5 (One vote) |
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80 Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback
is a refund.
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