| Rating: 3.62 from 5 (13 votes) |
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1 Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a
conclusion.
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| Rating: 3.56 from 5 (9 votes) |
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2 Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band
skips.
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| Rating: 3.1 from 5 (10 votes) |
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3 Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a
train and a cab just to get on her good side.
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| Rating: 2.44 from 5 (9 votes) |
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4 Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch
marks.
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| Rating: 3.92 from 5 (12 votes) |
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5 Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on
both arms because she covers two time zones.
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