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Category Tasteless Jokes (10 jokes in 2 pages)
The best funny Tasteless Jokes and clean Tasteless Jokes.
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| 6 A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a
chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you
look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy
life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer,
eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied.
"Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are
you?" "Twenty-six."
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| 7 One day, a man walks into a dentist's office
and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty
dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous
amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an
aesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60." Looking annoyed
the man says, "That's still too expensive!"
"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia
and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the
price down to $20." "Nope," moans the man, "it's
still too much." "Well," says the dentist, scratching
his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can
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| 8 One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of
his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We
don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh,
come along with me then." the man from the limousine said
excitedly. "But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to
the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!"
the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" So, they
all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a vehicle
as large as the limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his
gratitude, &
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| 9 A blind man was traveling in his private jet
when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit
and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the
radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help!" The
tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?" The blind
guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're
flying upside down!" The tower comes back and asked, "How
do you know
you're upside down?" "Because the shit is running down my
back!"
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| 10 "Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very
carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And I've decided to give your
wife $775 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor." the husband said "And every now and then
I'll try to send her a few bucks myself!".
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