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Category Tasteless Jokes (10 jokes in 2 pages)
The best funny Tasteless Jokes and clean Tasteless Jokes.
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| 1 A rabbit one day managed to break free from
the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried
away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his
little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his
life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long
before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a
wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling
at the lush grass.
Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and
I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped
over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good.
"What else do you wild rabbits do?"
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| 2 Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to
climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into
the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After
recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to
the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of
birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the
female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped,
"I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
| | Rating: 3 from 5 (2 votes) |
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| 3 The class assignment in composition was to
write about something unusual that happened during the past week.
Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last
week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs.
Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must
be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help
yesterday."
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| 4 A man went to his doctor seeking help for his
terrible addiction to cigars. The doctor was quite familiar with his
very compulsive patient, so recommended an unusual and quite drastic
form of aversion therapy. "When you go to bed tonight, take one
of your cigars, unwrap it, and stick it completely up your asshole.
Then remove it, rewrap it, and place it back with all the others in
such a fashion as you can't tell which one it is. The aversion is
obvious: you won't dare smoke any of them, not knowing which is the
treated cigar." "Thanks doc, I'll try it." And he
did. But three weeks later he came back and saw the doctor again.
"What? My recommendation didn't work? It was supposed to be
effective even in the most addictive of cases, such as yours
is!" "Well, it kind of wor
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| 5 A man in a bar sees a friend at a table,
drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You
look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in
June, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's
tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend
continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." The man
looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months.
No wonder you're depressed." The friend continues, "And
last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three
close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!"
"Then this month,..." continued, the friend,
"Nothing! Not a single dime!"
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