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1 A swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway. Soon a norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the load stuck against the ceiling. The norwegian suggested that the swede let the air out of the tires. The swede looked angrily at him, "You moron! The truck is stuck up on top."
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There was a fire in the royal library in Sweden, and the king was utterly depressed because both books were burned and he`d only gotten around to painting in one of them.
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"This letter is too heavy," the post-clerk stated, "You will have to put on an additional stamp." The swede looked wonderingly at him, "Will it be lighter then?" he asked.
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The little swedish kid asked his teacher why the days in the summer were so much longer. The teacher answered, "Oh, that`s because the heat makes everything expand."
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Two norwegians were telling swedish jokes. "Do you know how to save a swede from drowning?" the one said. "No," his friend said after a little while. The first norwegian grinned, "Oh, That`s good."
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