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Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!
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Little Johnny wasn`t getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don`t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don`t start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"
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Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?
A: He was tired of getting picked on!
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Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn`t miss it much.
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