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Teacher: James, where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!
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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn`t do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that`s terrible! I`m going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn`t do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
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Teacher: Amit, make a sentence starting with the letter `I`.
Amit: I is...
Teacher: No, no, no, don`t say "I is", you say "I am".
Amit: OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Q: Why were the teacher`s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn`t control her pupils!
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.
After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don`t," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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