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Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!
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The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don`t know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don`t know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"
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Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!
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Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
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Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn`t that wonderful?"
Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn`t have discovered anything."
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