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Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can`t. Besides, I never said it was.
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Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
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Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?
She couldn’t control her pupils!
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Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
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Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!
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