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Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I`m paying as little attention as I can.
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A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
"Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
"It`s okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."
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Q: What object is king of the classroom?
A: The ruler!
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Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
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| Rating: 5 from 5 (One vote) |
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Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!
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