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11 One day the bass player hid one of the drummer’s sticks.
The drummer said, “finally! After being a drummer for so long,
now I am a conductor!"
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12 An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.â€
The dad says, “I am sorry -- can’t have it both ways.â€
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13 Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
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14 How does a guitar player make a million dollars?
He starts out with eight million.
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15 Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.
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