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6 The doorbell rang, and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady,†he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.†The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner.†The man replied, “I know, but our neighbors did.â€
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7 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!"
2nd man: "Did they wake you?"
1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."
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8 Hey buddy. How late does the band play?
About half a beat behind the drummer.
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9 The choir had just come out of rehearsal. “Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home?†Mr. Harris asked a fellow choir member, David Grey. “Yes, I sing a lot. I use my voice just to kill time,†said David. Mr. Harris nodded, “You certainly have a fine weapon.â€
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10 A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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