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Why doesn`t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
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Why wasn`t Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn`t find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)
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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.
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What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.
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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
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