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| 6 Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said
"Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goal posts"
Immediately little Johnny said, "Ooh me sir me"
The coach then said, "But Johnny you are the worst in the team!"
Then Johnny said, "I know, but goalposts can’t jump!"
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| 7 One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing and
staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.
The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the
pastor walked up and stood beside him. Gazing up at the plaque, too, he
said quietly, "Good morning son."
"Good morning pastor" replied the young man, not taking his eyes off
the plaque. "Sir, what is this?" Johnny asked.
"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together staring up at the large plaque.
Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly,
"Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30 service?"
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| 8 Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the
blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we
have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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| 9 one day little johnnys dad told him to go to the bakery to get a bun, the warehouse to get a bucket and the pet store to get a poodel.
johnny set of and went to the bakery he said " sir can i please have a bum."
"dont you mean a bun."
"oh yeah thats right." he said.
he got the bun and went to the warehouse.
ma'am can i please have a fucket" he said.
"dont you mean a bucket." she said
oh yeah thats right thank you.
he got his bucket and went to the pet store.
"lady can i please have a doodle."
"dont you mean a poodle" she said laughing.
"oh yeah thats right thank you".
he went out of the store and his poodel ran away soe he went back into the store and said ma'am can you please hold my bum and fucket will i chase my doodle.
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