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6 Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two — One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it sure takes a whole lot of light bulbs!
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7 Q. How many cockroaches dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None cause when you turn the light on they all scatter.
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8 Q: Why did the lamp go on a diet?
A: Because it wanted to get light
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9 Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but that light bulb really has to want to change!
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10 How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They tell software to code around it.
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