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What do young ghosts write their homework in?
Exorcise books.
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Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly?
He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
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A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years."
The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
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What happened to the ghost who went to a party?
He had a wail of a time.
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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
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