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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?
You use a spirit level.
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What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?
The nightmayor.
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Did you hear about the sick ghost?
He had oooooo-ping cough.
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Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!
Ghost: Don`t worry, ma`am, I`m just passing through.
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Ghost: Are you coming to my party?
Spook: Where is it?
Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.
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