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A: What do you get if you see a Frenchman up to his neck in sand?
Q: More sand.
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Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A: The Army.
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Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered?
A: Table for one hundred thousand, sir?
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Q: What do French recruits learn in basic training?
A: How to surrender in 17 different languages.
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Q: Why did the French start using garlic?
A: To improve their breath.
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