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True quote from French President Jacques Chirac: "As far as I`m concerned, war always means failure. Obviously he was speaking for the French!
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Q: What is the French battle flag?
A: It is three white fleur-de-lies on a white background.
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Once upon a time there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I`m terribly sorry. I didn`t mean to hurt you. I`ve been blind since birth, so, I can`t see where I`m going. In fact, since I`m also an orphan, I don`t even know what I am." "It`s quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you`ll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you`re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I`d say that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you`ve helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you`re smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I`d say you must be French".
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Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the panzers.
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Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie`s eye, `FOOM` - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie`s eye, `POOF` - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I`m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it`s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
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