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You French all say we`re arrogant. Well hell, we`ve earned the right-- We saved your sorry nation when you lacked the guts to fight.
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An American is walking down the street when he sees a Frenchman with a very long pole and a yardstick. He`s standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick. Seeing the Polak`s ignorance, the American wrenches the pole out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the yardstick, and says, "There! 10 feet long." The Frenchman grabs the yardstick and shouts, "You idiot American! I don`t care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!"
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George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna. Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound. President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb & the beeping stopped. The others looked curiously at him. "Oh, that was just my pager", said George. "I have a microchip embedded under the skin of my forearm." Two minutes later, the silence was broken by the sound of a phone ringing. Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand to his ear & the ringing stopped. The Prime Minister explained, "That was my cell phone, chaps. I have a telecom chip implanted in the palm of my hand. "By this time, French president Jacques Chirac was feeling sort of low-tech. Without saying anything, he quickly scooted out of the sauna, but returned momentarily. When he returned, Bush and Blair both stared at him increduously. It appeared that a long piece of toilet paper was dangling from the Frenchman`s posterior. When Jacques saw that he had the attention of the other two men, he feigned astonishment: "Marie sainte! I`m think I`m getting a fax."
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President Bush and the french ambassador were debating the Iraqi crisis. The President explained: "If we don`t stop Hussein soon, any future conflict with this madman would be a nuclear bloodbath. " The interpreter couldn`t translate this, however, since there is no word for "bath" in French.
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Q: Did you hear about the new automatic French parachutes?
A: They open on impact.
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