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Q: How do you stop a French tank?
A: Shoot the guy that`s pushing it.
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It doesn`t matter; if you`re depending on the French to do the job, it`s screwed anyway.
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Q: What`s the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf?
A. The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.
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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are visited by a genie who grants them one wish each. The Englishman wishes he was transported to a beautiful paradise. The American wishes he was rich and famous. The Frenchman wishes the Englishman and the American were back to make his mind up for him.
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Q: What happens when a Frenchman doesn`t pay his garbage bill?
A: They stop delivering.
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