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Q: Why is it good to be French?
A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you.
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The French are always reticent to surrender to the wishes of their friends and always more than willing to surrender to the wishes of their enemeies.
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Q: What does it say on the bottom of a Perrier bottle in France?
A: Open other end.
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Q: How do you break a Frenchman`s finger?
A: Hit him on the nose.
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Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac
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