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Q: Why does Nike like the French Army?
A: They are a big buyer of running shoes.
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Q: Did you hear about the French hockey team?
A: They all drowned in spring training.
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Finally, this week the French soldiers have showed up in Afghanistan. Figures just like the French to show up after the hard work has been done.
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Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five: one to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing. one to turn tail and run. one to roll over. one to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sockets. and one to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.
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A man askes his companion, "What`s the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
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