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Q: What do you do if you drive over a Frenchman?
A: Reverse!
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Q: Why do Frenchmen have moustashes?
A: To remind them of their mothers.
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French tanks have 6 gears, 5 reverse and 1 forward. The forward gear exists in case they are attacked from behind.
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Q: Why don`t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: All of them: One to screw the bulb in, the rest to brag about how great the French are at screwing.
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