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| 21 At a party the hostess served a guest a cup of punch and told him it was spiked.
Next, she served some to a minister. “I would rather commit adultery than allow liquor to pass my lips!†he shouted.
Hearing this, the first man poured his punch back and said, “I didn’t know we had a choice!â€
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| 22 Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir?
Customer: Well, I just pushed aside a bean and there it was!
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| 23 A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming.
He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me a hundred baby chickens.â€
The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, “Give me two hundred baby chickens.†The co-op man complies.
Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, “Give me five-hundred baby chickens.†“Wow! The co-op man replies “You must really be doing well!â€
“Naw,†said the man with a sigh. “I’m either planting them too deep or too far apart!â€
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| 24 A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said.
Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. "I don't think you understand-I want something very unique," the man said.
At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000." The girl’s eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it. "How are you paying?" asked our jeweler.
"I'll pay by check; but of course the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, and then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."
Monday morning, our very disappointed jeweler phoned the man. "You lied, there's no money in that account." "I know,
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| 25 A tightwad was looking for a gift to give a friend. Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken and he could purchase it for almost nothing. He asked the store to send it hoping his friend would think it had been broken in transit.
In due time he received a note: “thanks for the vase,†it read. “It was so thoughtful
Of you to wrap each piece separately.â€
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