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| 106 At an Italian wedding ceremony, the priest asked the bride, “Do you take Franco Giuseppe-Antonio to be your husband?â€
The bride looking very confused said, “father, there is a mistake. I am only marrying Frank.â€
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| 107 The disgruntled diner summoned his waiter to the table, complaining, “My oyster stew doesn’t have any oysters in it.†“Well, if that bothers you, then you better skip dessert,†replied the waiter. “It’s anger food cake.â€
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| 108 A woman rushes into a hardware store and said, “Can I have a muse trap, please? And will you be quick – I’ve a bus to catch.â€
“Sorry, ma’am,†said the assistant, “we don’t sell ‘em that big!â€
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| 109 Lisa: Do you really lover, or do you just think you do?
Bob: Honey, I really lover you. I haven’t done any thinking yet.
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| 110 The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. “I’m out of gas,†she purred. ‘Could you push me to the gas station?â€
The men readily put their muscles to the car and rolled it several blocks. After a while, one looked up, exhausted, to see that they had just passed a filling station.
“How come you didn’t turn in?†he yelled.
“I never go there,†the girl shouted back. “They don’t have full service.’
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