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101 A man tell his friend, “I went to my doctor to see if he could help me give up smokingâ€
“What did he say?â€
“He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate.â€
“Did that do any good?â€
“No – I can’t get the chocolate to light.â€
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102 How many cups of coffee will this hold?†the man asked as he placed a large thermos on the lunchroom counter.
“Six cups,†advised the waitress.
“Fine,†replied the man. “Give me two cups regular, two cups black, and two with extra cream
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103 Let me kiss your lips
Let me test your teeth
Let me test your tongue
Don't be afraid of me
"I am pepsodent"
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104 Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action movie about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarsenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a fan of Chopin,†said Bruce. “And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" replied Sly. “And what about you?" he asked Arnold. "If I’m not Bach, I’ll be Hayden!"
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105 Asia was by far my favorite destination,†the woman bragged at the party, though she had never been out of the United States. “Enigmatic and magical, beautiful beyond belief. And China, of course, is the pearl of the Asian oyster.â€
“What about the pagodas?†a man besides her asked. “Did you see them?â€
“Did I see them? My dear, I had dinner with them.â€
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