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66 An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to take out a life insurance policy. “Now supposing your husband were to die,†he said, “what would you get?
“Oh, a Bulldog, I think,†replied the housewife. “They are always good company!â€
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67 A man entered a barbershop and said: “I am tired of looking like everyone else!
I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!â€
“Are you sure?â€
“Yes!†said the man.
The barber did as he was told, and a satisfied customer left the shop.
A few hours passed and the man reentered the shop. “Put it back the way it was,†he said. “What’s the matter? Asked the barber. “Are you tired of being a nonconformist already?†“Noâ€, he replied, “I am tired of people whispering in my nose!â€
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68 Carl asked, “Got anything to cure fleas on a dog?â€
“That depends,†the slow-minded vet replied.
“What’s wrong with them?â€
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69 Two eggs were in a pot, being boiled. One said to the other, “it’s so hot in here I don’t think I can stand it much longer.†The other replied, “Don’t grumble. As soon as they get you out of here, they bash your head with a spoon.â€
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70 The moving man was struggling to get a large bureau up the stairs.
“Why don’t you get Tom to help you?†Asked the moving foreman, to which the man answered, “Tom is inside carrying the clothes.â€
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