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51 Two passengers on a ship are talking. “Can you swim?†Asks one.
“No,†says the other, “but I can shout for help in nine languages.â€
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52 Say, Joe,†a man said to his friend, “how do you like your new job?â€
“It’s the worst job I have ever had.†“How long have you been there?†asked his buddy.
“About three months.†Said Joe. “Why don’t you quit?†said his friend.
“No way. This is the fist time in 25 years that I have looked forward to going home after work.’
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53 A lady walked into a boutique and asked the sales lady "May I try on that cute dress in the window?"
The sales lady replied; "Sure, but wouldn’t you be more comfortable in a dressing room?"
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54 During a training exercise, an army unit was late for afternoon inspection.
“Where are those camouflage trucks?†the irate colonel barked.
“They’re here somewhere,†replied the sergeant, “but we can’t find’em.â€
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55 At a fancy reception a young man was asked by a widow to guess her age. "You must have some idea," she urged as he hesitated. "I have several ideas," he admitted with a smile, "the trouble is that I don't know whether to make it ten years younger because of your looks or ten years older because of your intelligence."
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