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Category Doctor Jokes (97 jokes in 20 pages)
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| 41 A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."
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| 42 What’s wrong, Doctor? You look puzzled.â€
“I can’t figure out exactly what’s wrong with you. I think it’s the result of heavy drinking.â€
“Well then, I’ll just come back when you’re sober.â€
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| 43 Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front t of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
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| 44 A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all,†“Me neither doc,†said the husband. “But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.â€
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| 45 A woman was rushed into the hospital in an ambulance as she was just about to give birth to twins. At the hospital the lady was in such pain she had to be sedated. A couple of hours after the babies had been delivered, she woke up and asked to see her children. "Doctor, could you bring my babies to me so I can name them?" The doctor replied, "You don't need to worry about names, your brother has already named the "Why did you let him name them, he has no sense! What did he call the little girl then?" "De-nise!" replied the doctor. "Oh that’s not too bad, I thought u were going to tell me he'd named her something awful! So what did he call the little boy?" "De-nephew, of course!"
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