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31 A Man rushed into a doctor's office, jumped on his back, and started screaming, "One! Two! Three! Four!" "Wait a minute!" yelled the doctor, trying to get free. “What do you think you're doing?" The man said, "Well doctor, they did say I could count on you!"
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32 A psychiatrist's secretary walks into his study and says,
"There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you.
Claims he's invisible."
The psychiatrist responds, "Tell him I can't see him."
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33 A young guy was feeling ill, so he asked a friend to recommend an internist. “I know a great one,†his friend said, “but he’s very expensive. He charges $400 for the first visit and $100 for each visit after that.â€
The guy went to see the doctor. Trying to save money, he greeted the doctor when he entered the exam room with an animated “I’m back!â€
The doctor proceeded with the examination. “Very good,†he said when he was finished.
“Just continue the treatment I prescribed last time.â€
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34 "Doctor! There's fly in the ointment!"
"Yes, I know, he's recovering from a nasty soup-burn."
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35 A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, nobody pays attention to me…"
And the doctor says, "Next please..."
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