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Category Doctor Jokes (97 jokes in 20 pages)
The best funny Doctor Jokes and clean Doctor Jokes.
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| 81 Doctor: You need Glasses
Patient: How did you know?
Doctor: I could tell, when you walk through the window!
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| 82 A man walks into the Doctors with an apple in one ear, a banana in the other ear and grapes up his nose. He says, "Doctor, what's happening to me?" The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly.
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| 83 A psychiatrist was trying to comfort a new patient who was terribly upset. “You see, Doc,†the patient explained, “my problem is that I like shoes much better than I like boots.†“Why, that’s no problem,†answered the doctor. “Most people like shoes better than boots.â€
The patient was thrilled, “That’s neat, Doc. How do you like them, fried or scrambled?
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| 84 Grandma Goldberg, a woman of 85, was slowly ambling
down the street when she met her physician Dr. Cohen.
Dr. Cohen, a dapper graying man in his early 60's
asked the elderly lady-- "Mrs. Goldberg how are you
feeling?"
For a long moment the woman gave the good doctor a
terrible stare and then she said -- "You ask me how
I'm feeling! I'll tell you how I'm feeling!! My legs
hurt, my chest is sore, my heart is beating too fast
and I can't sleep!!! I have horrible headaches
and stomach pains too!"
The good doctor looked at the elderly lady with
compassion, "If you're feeling so awful, why don't you
come and see me right away?"
Grandma Goldberg let out a sigh and said, "I was
just waiting until I felt a little better."
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| 85 Psychiatrist to patient: "You have nothing to worry about - anyone who can pay my bill is certainly not a failure."
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