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Category Doctor Jokes (97 jokes in 20 pages)
The best funny Doctor Jokes and clean Doctor Jokes.
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| Rating: 3 from 5 (One vote) |
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| 51 A man goes to the hospital for its brain scan.
According to the results:
In his left brain no one's right
And in his right brain nothing's left
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| 52 A man goes to his doctor and says " Hi doc, remember me "?
' No, but what can I do for you? "
"You know doc, I came to you two years ago. You said I had pneumonia, gave me some medicine and advised me to not to have a bath "
" So? "
" Well I'm fine now, thanks. I just wanted to know, can I have a bath now?"
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| 53 A new nurse listened while the doctor was yelling, "Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here."
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| 54 Old Granny Parkinson had won over half a million dollars in the lottery, but as she was a frail little woman her family was concerned that the shock of hearing the news might prove too much for her. Accordingly, they called in the family doctor to ask his advice.
“I’ll tell her if you like,†said the doctor. “I’ll lead up to it gradually.†The family accepted his offer gratefully, and showed him into the old lady’s bedroom. The doctor pretended to give her a routine examination and then began to chat generally of this and that, carefully leading the conversation ‘round to money. “Tell me Mrs. Parkinson,†he said, “what would you do if you suddenly came into half a million dollars?â€
“Half a million?†said the old lady reflectively, “well you’ve always been very good to me, doctor, so I think I’d give half of it to you.â€
And the doctor immediately collapsed and died of shock.
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| 55 Having completed a course of analysis with his psychiatrist, John tells a friend:
“I always thought I was indecisiveâ€
Friend: “And now?â€
John: “I’m not so sure.â€
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