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46 This woman, who believed in natural birth, was having these abnormal contractions, went to see her Doctor. "Doc", she said, "I'm feeling these abnormal contractions". The Doctor took a listen, and said: "My dear lady, you’re going to be having triplets!" Baffled, the woman asked: "How can you tell?" The Doctor responded: "I hear inside: "No, you go first!" "No, you go first!" No, you go first!"
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47 “Doctor, doctor! My family thinks I’m mad!â€
“Why is that?â€
“I like sausages.â€
“There’s nothing strange about that. I like sausages too.â€
“Really? You must come and see my collection – I’ve got
thousands!â€
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48 A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before.
The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed. “I hurt,†the man said.
“You don’t know how it feels.†“I know exactly how it feels,†the doctor said. “I had the same procedure last month, and I was back at work two days later. There’s no difference in our operations.†“Oh yes there is,†said the patient. “You had a different surgeon.â€
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49 Did you hear about the man in the hospital who's doctor came into his room an said "I have some bad and good news for you". The man said; “What is the bad news? The doctor said; "We need to cut off both your legsâ€. The man said, “What is the good newsâ€. The doctor answered, “The man in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers!
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50 A man goes to see his doctor because of a problem he is having concerning his memory. The man tells the doctor "I have been having lots of problems remembering things that happened in the past couple of hours, you know, my short term memory." The doctor replies "How long has this been going on?†The puzzled man looks back at the doctor and says "How long has what been going on?"
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