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Kenny`s Law of Auto Repair:
The part requiring the most consistent repair or replacement will be housed in the most inaccessible location.
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Second Law of Business Meetings:
If there are two possible ways to spell a person`s name, you will pick the wrong one.
Corollary -
If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong anyway.
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The Grocery Bag Law:
The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
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Yeager`s Law: Washing machines break down only during the wash cycle.
Corollary:
All breakdowns occur on the plumber`s day off.
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Lampner`s Law of Employment:
When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
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