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Kaufman`s Paradox of the Corporation:
The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
The Salary Axiom:
The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
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Miller`s Law of Insurance:
Insurance covers everything except what happens.
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First Law of Living:
As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you`ll want to be doing something else.
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Weiner`s Law of Libraries:
There are no answers, only cross-references.
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Isaac`s Strange Rule of Staleness:
Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
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