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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you`re a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Don`t be irreplaceable; if you can`t be replaced, you can`t be promoted.
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A dropped wrench will always end up exactly 1/2 inch beyond your reach.
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Lerman`s Law of Technology:
Any technical problem can be overcome given
enough time and money.
Corollary:
You are never given enough time or money.
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Law of the Search:
The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it.
Corollary:
It will not be in the last place you expect to find it.
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