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Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote.
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For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That`s what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
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Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then, imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that`s five more than the
biggest number you could come up with!
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As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you`ll have a couple of days saved up.
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Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.
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