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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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From an actual newspaper contest where entrants age 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey."...
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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don`t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants
to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
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Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.
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