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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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227
If the professor on Gilligan`s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can`t he fix a hole in a boat?
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228
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don`t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
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Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
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A bicycle can`t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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