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How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I`ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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