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I don`t approve of political jokes. I`ve seen too many of them get elected.
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The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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I love being married. It`s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a couple of bucks at the bowling alley.
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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
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