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176
"You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your
grandmother."
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177
"The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat."
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178
"When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn`t know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones!"
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179
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT`S RELATIVITY."
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180
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
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