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You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Did you ever notice that Evian bottled water is Na?ve spelled backwards? Think about it...
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The grass may actually be greener on the other side of the fence, but it still has to be mowed!
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A Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This Parking Space Belongs To The Wizard. ... Violators Will Be Toad.
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