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If he/she says that you are too good for him/her. . . believe them.
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Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, `Will this matter one year from
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143
Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
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If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
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Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.
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