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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
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Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
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There`s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don`t hurt.
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When I`m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor`s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
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If you can`t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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